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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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