I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I can't turn off my feet"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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