why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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