i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Girls should come with a carfax report
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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