The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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