she peed on how many people?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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