I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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