"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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