Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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