I just saw a hot homeless man
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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