Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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