You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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