I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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