can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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