Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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