I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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