It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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