The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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