Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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