bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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