Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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