I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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