I CAN MOONWALK!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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