You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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