I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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