just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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