yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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