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I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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