I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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