How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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