Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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