Why are handjobs necessary in class?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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