Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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