i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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