i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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