let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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