i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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