goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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