Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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