i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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