Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize