How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
too bad you live with your parents still
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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