stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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