Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Randomize