Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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