he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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