you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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