Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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