Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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