what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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